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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Next she'll be wanting to throw a lemon-themed party

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Lemonparty.org has some great lemon-themed party ideas.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised "lemon party" where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

A lemon tree, eh? Hey! It's been about 12 seconds since we last checked in on our beloved lemon tree. Gotta protect it from those LEMON STEALING WHORES!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

pray for her to not want to know about the reproductive habits of goats

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She knows. She’s fucking with you.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Grams got seven kids. She knows more than you do, Billy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's easy, you just have to add a "recipe" at the end and it will show you that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Hey Google 'Creampie recipe' safe search on

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

You clearly underestimate the internet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

'food creampie' works even with safe search off.

[–] OutlierBlue 4 points 6 days ago

So does "Grandma's creampie"

Source: trust me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cream pie

Making it two words makes all the difference

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

'recipe for creampie' is a better search term to prevent unwanted search suggestions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Words like 'for' make no difference in Google searches, it has to do with how the search index weights words.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Make sure she knows about the effects of Monosodium Glutamate. Make sure she looks up e621 (the E number of MSG), as the name was already censored, to get information on dangers of this commonly used substance.
Google is trying to censor information about this substance to help fellow corporations and tries to make these search attempts look scary by filtering it out with something called "SafeSearch", but the truth must be exposed, so disable it.
P.S.: Text in images takes longer to censor, so it is recommended to look into the image tab

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

The effects of MSG:

makes for taste good.

Gasp!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I have no problem with MSG and use it regualraly. But would you really use it in a cream pie?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

and here I thought it was a healthier alternative to NaCl :\

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I fear I'm missing context, what's wrong with creampies?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If you are serious, look up creampie on urban dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Do you mind finding a good recipe for me? Remember, safe search off, those calories are not good for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yea, make that cream pie with Grandma

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

This is an Always Sunny in Philadelphia ep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

After that she needs to to help with a Portuguese Breakfast.