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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Some of those Minnesota studded shoes would help. Can’t go slipping on the ice, can we, best to be prepared.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Can't you get like, a diamond drill bit and just give it a light tap? Tempered glass breaks easily if the outside layer is compromised.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They didn't allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Just embed a tip in-between the ridges of a boot.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn't even flinch. Happens every day.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hey it's bullet proof, not foot proof

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

foot clan operations intensify

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[–] ininewcrow 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Get a long industrial chain, tie it around the display, drag the whole thing away with a truck. Drag all the way out to the middle of nowhere and then take your time figuring out how to break, take part, cut, burn, explode or destroy the glass.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Box truck with Faraday cage for blocking gps.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Well, I'd give it a shot at least

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just get a ute and some angle grinders, detach the entire thing from the bus stop at the dead of night and take your time to work on it at home

Just make sure your hiding your identity

Use a super common ute with a number plate switcher that rolls the number plates and switch number plates in a large enough area with camera deadspots

Then ditch the car somewhere, light it up to incinerate it and switch to another vehicle in another camera deadspot

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