Melbourne

Contract has been signed. Resignation letter is being drafted.

Woooo fucking hooooo.

Theres literally no one to replace me. Fuck these people.

Yay, I got the new house rental. Just got to sign the lease and I;m in.

here comes beach living 🥹

Head of security resigned. They now have no security team lol

What a shit show

Ordered 3 got 4 🙃

I think that's the trick.. go on a Monday. So lucky to have a view like that just opposite the place.

Ahhh how the stress just disappears.

Shame they won't give me garden leave. I think I'll have another day in the city tomorrow lol

Was nice being out and about around people. Just sat down every hour or so and took out the laptop to check for any messages.

Thanks Brion 🙂

Good night everyone, have good dreams 😘

All of the fucks have fucked off.

Bit early but this is my dinner.

See you after my coma.

Today I simply can't. That is all.

smashes paint

Aht

https://youtu.be/TNB3XY67Q-I

I put down some of the Born olive green and tried to match it with a limited palette of Anko paints. It’s not identical but if you look at the palette knife (used to mix) and the centre colour put directly on the swatch it’s kinda close

I should wait and see if it darkens when it dries.

Edit: I had cleaned the knife but scraped from the rapidly drying pile for a better comparison. It looks a little cooler (and like a gross paste) but not miles off

Manager knows that I'm waiting for a job offer and has indicated that I should take leave before the new role.

Currently on secondment and he's kind of said to plan on not coming back.

Apparently I have excess leave and this solves a problem for him.

Okay then.

Dear My Brain,

Please stop awakening me at 3:50am on the dot every night.

Sincerely,

Me.

Hot water fixed, yay. Now running through the usual "yes, I already tried that, as I mentioned in 3 separate emails" gauntlet to get dishwasher people to get someone out to fix it or organise a replacement... can't be arsed going back into the office after working from home while the plumber was here. I had lunch and don't feel like talking to anyone. Too late in the day to do any local site visits either. mehhhh

D'ya reckon you could make a successful pea and ham soup with sliced ham rather than ham hock? EDIT: Because savemore supermarket has a lot of cheap ham, often.

Such a slow start today. These antibiotics are harsh and I don’t feel good

Tackling mount washmore and had a mini rant about how putting his lordship's stuff away FIFO so he gets even rotation was having a particularly trying battle today with my ASD "organise by textual feel so I can find on high sensitivity days". And of course in swoops Le Dipshit going "Shouldn't he be putting his own washing away??" like it's some goddamn revelation previously unknown to man and a Great Strike For Equality.

aight, but he has raging ADHD so that part of his brain literally malfunctions. We've tried it. It don't work. You gonna tell a fucking cripple to take the stairs ya fucken walnut?

One room worth of blinds hung. No murders committed.

5am the supposedly fresh batteries put in the smoke detector in December clearly were not. Dodgy cunts.

After taking the boys grocery shopping yesterday I'm glad I get most of my groceries delivered. I remember spending Saturday mornings with my Mum at Coles where it takes 1-2 hours to do all the shopping. It feels like a quarter of your weekend is taken up with buying the things you need to survive work for the next week instead of enjoying your free time.

We would maybe go see one of the sets of grandparents whilst out, but that's not something the boys have to worry about here. The only grandparent they could regularly visit lives with them.

The only possible thing is you can go do your groceries at a larger shopping centre here. But I don't know when I'd let them roam free, and even those places lose their novelty pretty quick when they don't change and you have no money to buy anything.

The face of "overstimulated from too many pats".

Cafe breakfast or a whopper with cheese meal hmmmm
Winner:

spoiler