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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The rebellion was the Vietnamese. It was an allegory. You've been in the empire the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least as far the Star Wars is concerned, it was a Republic for a bit... Then IDK, something about the price of eggs and the Sith took over.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Episode I starts with trade wars. Sooo...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meesa propose we give the chancellor emergency powers to lower the price of eggs!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

So... Which planet is Trumpatine going to blow up first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Well, changing the scale to our world, it's going to be a city/state. That'll be Gaza or Ukraine I assume. Probably Gaza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I won't give you that until you blow up a military base, Mr. Hamill

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Trump will build the Death Star in pure gold, that's when we send in the big guns, 73 year old actor, Mark Hamill.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

that's a very unique flavour of depressing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It wouldn't be pure gold. It'd be painted or plated with gold. He tries to be gaudy and likes what a poor man thinks rich people do, but he doesn't actually have the wealth to do pure gold.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Um acktually Mark Hamill played a member of the Resistance as recently as 2019 in his iconic Star Wars role of Boolio the Ovissian (I am of course not counting the farcical Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy (2024) nor Hamill’s lesser pre-Resistance roles in The Book of Boba Fett (2021-2022) or The Mandalorian (2019-2023) series). He played a member of the Rebellion on film as recently as 1983. He’s going to have to proton torpedo a whole lot of fascists to get my forgiveness for making such an elementary error.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fake fan. They're photon torpedoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it fucks me up that star wars has somehow decided that their torpedoes are light-based but their lasers aren't

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't take me too seriously. I'm doing a bit.

Qapla'!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

glory to you and your house

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Well... Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It doesn't matter when he took the role, he was playing a member of the Resitance a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Awesome we are the rebels and there really is an evil empire in power. Going to start wearing the logo now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Apparently posting shit on the Internet counts as rebellion