this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Some 78 year old docent will approach you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I am just tempted to print out that wikihow thing onto 15 pages, approach someone, and start following it step by step, reading it from the paper.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I have a museum near me that has some old trains.... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, if she wants an older man that has RFID sheets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Who does?

No seriously, I want to slide into their dead drop and swap messenger pigeons.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Might pick up a girl too...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I read this wrong and thought this was akin to "don't dip your pen in company ink"

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

Sure, if you want a pedantic patzy history buff. Lol.

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