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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Doggo much more comfortable after his second summer haircut.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Offer for new job received. Will peruse and accept when I get home.

My current bosses are very happy for me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

bosses are very happy for me

Probably to see the end of you (sorry just joshin' :).

Congrats!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

They knew I was looking and this frees up a spot that can be left unfilled. Everyone wins

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Handover documents are almost done.

Spoke to my old manager.

Turns out it'll cost twice as much to replace me than what I was asking for a raise.

Fucking idiots.

In more positive news managed to complete a new track from the music sesh last night. Pretty happy with the outcome!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

On the airbed at the new place tonight trying to get the cats acclimatised somewhat before the Truck tomorrow. LittleOne coping much better than TheVoid. The bottom corner under the stairs is his lair now and he is NOT coming out. I feel so mean.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I just had the most outstanding ice cream. Mango and cardamom is love, mango and cardamom is life

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Took the dog down the beach this morning, he's getting on but he absolutely loved it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In the last half an hour the temp in my backyard has dropped from 38 deg to just over 30. Thank you clouds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Yay. I told Mr Woof it was too hot for second walkies, but it is looking like an evening walk might be possible after all.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Long long day out in the heat but at least I was out in the hills all day so that was slightly less heinous. Something that really unexpectedly lifted my spirits on the way back was having a ute coming in the other direction flash me a warning about a mobile speed camera ahead (although I already had a warning come up on Waze). Idk why but it was just so heartwarming. Maybe they were being extra nice because I was in a work suv with high viz on. (I know it's a done thing especially outside the city...)

I also saw an old cream-coloured 60s car (Chevrolet?) with club permit plates... that was a LEFT HAND DRIVE. I thought you needed a sign on the car but evidently not. Props to the young woman driving it who had to look around pretty well to merge and shit

Time for a nice cold shower and scrub, and then maybe one of those shitty frozen fillets with a bit of raw carrot and celery, and call it a day. Back out west tomorrow ugh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"This just in:

Man gives up and just let's cat bite him. Figures it's better than getting the claws."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

If you have applecare and need a repair dont stuff around with apple stores just go to mymac in the city. Apple and I have been playing "is it cracked enough yet?" for months! Mymac were like "its damaged. its your care plan, lets fix it!" no debate no arguing nothing. Heaps better!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Everytime I read the DDT, I am always in awe at how such a community exists. I've never seen any online community that's as wholesome as this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm rude to plenty of people in real-life, this is an good outlet for niceness.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

It is something reaḷly special especially at the moment

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

the final clean out has commenced packing starts tomorrow
🙂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

While packing and moving is always a pain, no matter how well practised, think of how good being close to the beach is going to be! Beeeeach!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Beeeeach 🥹

I am n/k, it's a 5 min walk to sand

and the same to the train station

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mental healthThe sketchy junkies have been going past my place at night again (more frequently) and the break in nightmares have come back.

I’m trying to use hobbies to distract myself but I’m so tired.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

sky very pretty

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I woke up at 4:45 and at the time decided to roll with it and actually join my 5am online yoga class live instead of waiting for replay (teacher is USA based). Regretting it now - so tired and so much of the work day left

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

know how you feel. started at 7 the other day and was desperate for lunch by 10am.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Morning. I look forward to the idea of today being better than yesterday

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Why did I wait till today to clean the house for the inspection tomorrow?

Not very clever lol

In other news, my nap to meeting schedule has become more "nap aligned" lol

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

woooo a little bit of shimming on the side with the wonky wall, and the pull out drying rack is dooooooooone.

High and wide enough for a towel, and we have ikea cushion pegs hanging that slide back into the enclosure when not in use!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have harvested seeds from the red and yellow manzano chilies ready for next season. I think I'll plant them up in autumn and grow them in a protected area to get a head start.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (11 children)

For the retro techies out there... I have a CRT monitor that needs repair to fully complete my retro gaming rig. Tube, cables, HV/flyback etc. are fine, it's got other electronic issues resulting in no video, that are a little more outside my skillset to fix.

Places willing to fix CRTs are now basically non-existent that I can find, anyone have any tips for somewhere that may repair such a thing? Most hear 'CRT' and nope out.

Extra frustrating because my dad used to DO exactly this for a living! I swear I have aches that stem from helping him move mega-heavy CRT TVs around his workshop as a kid! I have no doubt he'd have been able to sort this thing out in a hour or less. 😔

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My parents had carpet in the kitchen. Dumbfucks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I lived in a house with a carpeted bathroom. It was gross.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

booyahhhhh

next steps (when i can be arsed)

  • Cut down the top doors so we don't have to open them to roll out the drying rack
  • paint top cupboard innards / shelves
  • fit a drawer facade (tasmanian oak, stained to match the frames)
  • Test route the offcuts, if the chipboard holds up, put a nice decorative groove on the doors, paint, maybe jus up the inset with some greenery / tropical wallpaper (going a victorian theme in here)
  • fit something along the line of these babies!

....not necessarily in that order

(please excuse Mount Washmore, 'tis the day)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Junkie lady is having a meltdown next door. It was almost a perfect day. Date was awesome, the day went fantastic.

And this is why I hate the company I'm leaving. I'm stuck here for another 6 months.

Ah well. Can't win em all.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I have just worked out why I've been having trouble with the connection between my phone and headset. I've got my GPS unit on in the other room and it's trying to make a handsfree connection through that instead. Most of the introductory recorded message got played in another room, if it had been a real person they'd have hung up on me before I got it figured out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

omg omg omg, picking up a calligraphy brush after 2 years and I remember it all, still have the skills 🥹

now to complete some projects 🙂

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Wondering how you'd all approach this:

TLDRThe only English my neighbors speak is "sorry, no English". That in and of itself is no issue, though I am dreading when we have to speak about the fence. To say I'm not their favorite bloke is probably an understatement. But they've never approached me about any complaints (either cause they cant or they just prefer shooting dirty looks, who knows). Anyway they've recently added to the household. Guessing relatives have moved to Australia or something and are staying with them whilst they get settled. No worries.

EXCEPT: they have a teenage daughter. At least I assume by the sound of her. And she likes to sing which she does outside. Honestly at first it was kinda nice. I have no idea WHAT she is singing, but its kinda pleasant. But she does it a lot. And she inevitably builds to a chorus where she (rightfully so) BELTS it out. And now shes added rapping to her repertoire. As a light singer she is decent and I have no issues. As a balladist or rapper she needs work. A lot of work. and I would greatly greatly greatly appreciate her doing it anywhere else.

But last night takes the cake. Last night she was out there doing it at 9:30pm and you could hear it over the tv inside our house. Nearly went outside and shouted "if you wake the toddler I'm going to spray you with a hose!"

I'm thinking about leaving a polite note? (rather than just shoot them dirty glares like they seem to prefer). Just saying something like "The singing is fine, but lets maybe be considerate of those around us with the volume and time of day of our performances"? We don't share walls or anything (this isn't Officer) but you can absolutely hear a neighbor fart in their backyard if you are in yours.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Print out the noise level requirements including times etc. from your council OR the EPA. Attach to a polite note from you saying you have a toddler that sleeps very lightly and would appreciate it if the noise could be limited after XX time. Leave in letterbox.
If nothing happens, then record a loop of a brass band playing Colonel Bogey (look it up) at full volume, and play that over the fence whenever the noise level next door gets too loud too late. It's nearly the most offensive tune I know. Be aware that neighbourly noise disputes can lead to knife attacks, so I reckon starting softly is the way to go. They might not realise that this country has noise limits delineated by time. And a nice 'offishul' document might be a good starting point.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pre-teen daughter is really grinding my gears in the mornings these days....just so looking forward to the actual teen version of this.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Decided to go into the office today....it's dead as.

I'll take it but can't even chat to anyone.

Booooooo

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