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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

I used to be young and poor, now after many years of hard work I am no longer young.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

My girlfriend's mum always asks what we're gonna do with all the money we save. I just tell her we're gonna have a huge, gold casket

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In this economy? Do you know how much a headstone costs!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

a stone? Like 14 pounds. That's not too expensive, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Every time I work a job really hard, I constantly get called into HR for sexual harassment. I don't even know how it's harassment to just have a boner 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

So true

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Building your own coffin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, people really do remember you if you constantly have a raging boner at work.

(It's not over work, I swear! That is sucking on my feeble remnants of a soul, not my dick.)