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Just in time to reflect on the heroic actions of the Helldivers saving the Children's Hospital.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Sure we could get mines

Or we could save these moderately feeble young adults and put them to work in the mines, granting Super Earth precious minerals and turning these moderately feeble young adults into moderately productive young adults

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

We are all the weapons Super Earth needs, and what is our purpose?

To Julheim!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

They could be geriatric for all I care and I'd STILL choose to save our citizens over any promise of equipment! The people of super earth can count on the Helldivers to make sure they remain safe and free from all socialist tyranny!

The Sovereign of Conviction will see you on Julheim [t]i

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How are Moderately Feeble Young Adults meant to get stronger if they can't even breathe in the air?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is it a choice? Can't we hold both, theoretically?

[–] tiberius 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, theoretically; however, the bot front is much weaker than the bug front. To increase our chances of success, we would need to keep Bekvam III as a buffer planet to prevent simultaneous strikes on Julheim and Duma Tyr. And look at that, the vile socialist automatons have started their 2nd attempt to take Bekvam III.

Dispense Managed Democracy, Helldiver.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Every vote counts. For Democracy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I initially read this wrong, and thought the mines were being described as moderately feeble young adults. I couldn't decide if that meant they created a very specific decoy image or if that was a description of effectiveness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The mines are moderately feeble. 😆 But that's still a step up from the AT-Mines.

So I'm fighting for charity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Moderately feeble....

fucking love it