"I didn't realize there were more than 2 lines to the poem.'
-MAGAts
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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True, all humans are like children. Maybe AI should take over.
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Weird, that is how I treated the AI too...
There are willing to become tradwife after all.
Ok, i would like Americans to guess what approximate percentage of the venezuelan population WANTED to vote against Maduro on last ellections.
I mean, a major problem in society is that two incomes are required to pay off a mortgage - and making one member of that equation unable to work society wide would solve that, leading to mortgages and hence housing price calibration (calibrating it to a single wage income)....
...but I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be a product of gender segregation. Also this seems like it's going to affect a lot of other things and people women's autonomy and hence freedom and safety in jeopardy.
No Bueno.
Realistically, the loss of women's income would lead to a housing crisis as millions of families are unable to pay their mortgage, but it's naive to think housing prices will plummet. Plenty of vulture capital firms and the like will happily scoop those houses up to rent back to us in perpetuity.
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There is some phrase involving (symbolic) intercourse and uncovering knowledge describing the sequence of events rather well. What was it again? Have sex and be enlightened? 🤔
Fornicate and figure it out.
Wow, leopards are going to get chonky at this rate.
Fucking hilarious. Serves them right.