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Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 14 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think he’d just give it to a friend so they could run it for-profit.

[–] HungryJerboa 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He might call another election just before the sale because he needs a strong mandate to carve up this province by finding "efficiencies" (remember those?)

[–] corsicanguppy 2 points 2 hours ago

efficiencies

The cornerstone of the con platform.

service 'efficiencies'
trickle down
tough guy
it's the non-con leader's fault and we should get rid of him in the weekly non-confidence effort.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Had a nibble on that onion.

Breaking records with that abysmal voter turnout ☹️.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Hey, it's up 1.4% from 2022 😀

No but seriously, wtf man, 45% voter turnout...