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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

AGI is not in reach. We need to stop this incessant parroting from tech companies. LLMs are stochastic parrots. They guess the next word. There's no thought or reasoning. They don't understand inputs. They mimic human speech. They're not presenting anything meaningful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

I feel like I have found a lone voice of sanity in a jungle of brainless fanpeople sucking up the snake oil and pretending LLMs are AI. A simple control loop is closer to AI than a stochastic parrot, as you correctly put it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 minutes ago

There are at least three of us.

I am worried what happens when the bubble finally pops because shit always rolls downhill and most of us are at the bottom of the hill.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Let's work 20 hour weeks then. Who wants AGI other than war pigs and billionaires?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 minutes ago

WarPigs by Sabbath was about the future.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If it's in reach working 60 hour weeks, it's also on reach working 40 hour weeks, it will just take 1/3rd longer. ;)

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"Work 50% longer weeks so you can make something that'll both make me richer AND cost you your jobs!" is not the motivational speech he thinks it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Wait, are these AI boosters bragging about how close they are to building God the torture that Roko's Basilisk is inflicting on us all?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even know what AGI is, and I read the headline as "rich disconnected from reality asshole".

Turns out I was right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

A General ignoramus

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago

So he's saying it's not in reach then.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, but lets go get some margaritas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Slushy the rich?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If it can be reached in 60 hour work weeks it can be reached in 40, but nah mfs should rush to get themselves replaced

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If it can be reached in 60 hour work weeks, then it can be reached in 40 hour work weeks be hiring a second person.

If management isn't willing to put the effort in of hiring the required staff, why would I want to work the job of 2 people for 1 persons pay?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

IT project management doesn't work that way, but it doesn't matter much. 60 hour work weeks wouldn't help, either.

[–] [email protected] 148 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

That's why I bake my cake at 2608°C for ~1,8 minutes, it just works™

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago

You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Project Manager here, and where I’m from it’s common knowledge that 9 women can have a baby in a month .

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 hours ago

Or!—hear me out—one woman whose 8 co-gestators were just laid off by someone who doesn’t understand what their job was

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Burnt crust full of liquid cake. yum!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Cake brulee

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Or, y'know, he could hire 50% more programmers / contractors, instead of overworking his current staff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There's an upper limit to how many bodies you can throw at a task.

9 women won't make a baby in one month.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Equivalent to ~2 wobbly adults in trenchcoats for you metric users.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

That wouldn't allow him to also simultaneously pay low wages.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

What if you do more with less?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Then you wouldn't need to tell people to work more hours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

He isn't even using that head anyways, seems like some cost cutting is in order.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Lmfao

Yeah, Cloud Console would probably suck less too

[–] [email protected] 101 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

lol, because if they work 40-hour weeks they might create it a couple of weeks later

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Or, worse, they might actually have to hire enough people to actually do the job. Why hire 100 people with good work life balance, when you can hire 60 people that aren't allowed to have lives or families.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 hours ago

This is almost too depressing to be funny.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

They talk about AGI like it's some kind of intrinsically benevolent messiah that is going to come along and free humanity of limitations rather than a product that is going to be monetised to make a few very rich people even richer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's a belief in Techno-Jesus that will solve all our problems so we don't have to solve them ourselves (don't need to do the uncomfortable things we don't want to). Just like aliens, the singularity, etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Ironically the world is full of people who like to think about solutions to problems. But those in power won’t put them to solve those because it’s not part of the political game.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

A liar, scam artist, and scumbag.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Disgusting prasite seeking free labour

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You know it's bad when I had to click all the way through to the body of the article to verify this isn't a The Onion thing. Do we still have a "Not The Onion" space here?

[–] floofloof 11 points 4 hours ago

I hope they tell him to get fucked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the science says it's more like 20-30. I know personally, if I try to work more than about 40-ish hours in a week, the time comes out of the following week without me even trying. A task that took two hours in a 45-hour "crunch" week will end up taking three when I don't have to crunch. And if I keep up the crunch for too long, I start making a lot of mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

If you all work harder we’ll be able to fire you and increase my bonus!

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