this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you are cold they are cold, bring them inside.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Nah it's a trap, never trust a chill goose.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!*

*Peace was never an option!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This! They should write this and stick that paper on the outside, so that the geese can see it.

🍲

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really don't get all the huff duff with the geese. Grab it by the neck, done.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

exactly what a hostile goose would say so I let down my guard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You're a great little-to-medium sized bird

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Never forget that geese are merely a distraction. Emus are the real threat. They already defeated Australian Army. You are next.