Wizards

Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

Some potato chips.

A puppy?

A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

a girlfriend would be nice thank you

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

Give me some time to think about it

I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please

Oh and world peace would be lovely

Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.

Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.

A chicken nugget, please.

I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.

Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?

FALGSC

Happiness

I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!

A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.

I have some issues with the everything that's happening...

Free speech absolutism...world wide