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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 68 points 2 weeks ago

Also perfectly fine: No tie at all.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!

Those that wear ties are justified

For wearin the suit, you're the chosen white

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

What if I'm not wearing pants?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Down to your ankles

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Then you're automatically doing it right.

[–] Dashi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Then you are doing work from home right

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Straight to jail

[–] humanspiral 0 points 2 weeks ago

you need the modesty tie on the left... probably sexy.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

I have three running bets with friends. I bet ties and suits will no longer exist in 100 years and we will see them in the same way we see seventeenth century wigs. While they argue we will all be dead by then, I argue that, regardless, we will not see any ties or suits.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. The POTUS
  2. The Interviewee
  3. The Mormon
[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought #3 was the waiter, or the valet parking.

[–] perniciousanteater@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I use the tie to hide my balls

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait this is so funny

[–] Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Couple of professional poor dressers.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

the “leader of the free world” shops off the remainders rack at Walmart

[–] shani66@ani.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

If I'm wearing a leash i want it to be stylish and truthful, none of this corpo garbage

[–] whelk@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and not wear one at all

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I always heard the tip of the tie should be at your bellybutton, making the rightmost imagine correct.

There should definitely be a gap between your tie and pants, it looks super weird if not.

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The tip should land inside your belt buckle's perimeter, as depicted.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I agree, but desk slouch probably keeps this swapping between mid and right, sadly

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

That might make sense if you were wearing a tie but no shirt.

[–] rock_hand@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ties suck. Abolish tie wearing.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why? What difference does any of them make.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

If we stuck to attacking Trump's awful policies and did not attack his appearance people might mistake us for adults and we can't have that. Orange lol amirite?