this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fake: anon is a boy gay: anon likes staring at boys

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

line wasnt skipped for me so i thought you were calling anon a 'boy gay'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

LOL sorry I haven't figured out how to format on Voyager yet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

it's alright, we all can just agree anon is boy gay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think if you click enter twice it works out fine

Like this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

you can also two spaces
before the line break
like this

and it won't skip a line

like double line break!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reddit did the same thing. A single carriage return is ignored. Idk why...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Markdown, I guess. You know, like you can do this or

this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah I'll learn how to do that some day...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

goat: anon stares at goats

[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The "fem" in this post's "femanon" stands for femboy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

How else could this be interpreted?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This post is actually pretty good, I can only imagine the rage it induced.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

It was definitely written by a 15-year-old male.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

i love frog <3