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The earth is a mitochondrion (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like we have a wiener.

[–] SurfinBird 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Uranus must be enormous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How is the earth a midichlorian if it’s not even force sensitive?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It is strongly force sensitive, but the force is always perpendicular to its trajectory around the sun, so that to a naive eye it seems not to be responding to any force.

It's like Yoda force-pulling Windu constantly in a circle ready for a hammer throw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

women will love this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah so thats what theyre called. I think I found a mitochondrion under my moms bed one time, must have been some kind of map.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, the planetary core, the powerhouse of the planet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Just when you thought the world couldn't fuck you any harder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mars is a cheeto then

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mmm, delicious Mars dust on my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact - mars dust is so toxic that even if the air was breathable we still couldn't live there without respitory protection.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 2 points 2 days ago

Forbidden dust.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Our planet is the powerhouse of the solar system.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Economic powerhouse. No planet has as high as GDP as ours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Power bottom*

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Who said it wasn't?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The powerhouse of the cell!