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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At my company we allocate 20% of our time on "Better engineering", and it counts as impact when you're up for bonuses/raises so people actually have a reason to push to do it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

i saw something like this once and their source was the neatest and most professional i've ever seen and it's convinced me that this is the only way refactoring ever happens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Words cannot describe the jealousy I am feeling reading this tbh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worst part is when the un-refactored code continues to confuse other devs, meaning it keeps causing additional work, but you still don't get time to actually fix it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Commit1: actual change
Commit2: this code is so misleading and I have to refactor it refactors
Me: painfully rejects PR the story said nothing about refactoring...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The mistake is admitting that you're refactoring. I just implemented the feature/ fixed the bug. Why did I change so much? The issue was a little underscoped.

The fun thing is to try to force your fellow devs to refactor piecemeal through comments on their pull requests.

[–] August27th 1 points 1 month ago

We build our own prisons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hahaha.... Ha... Ha...

[–] jade52 2 points 1 month ago

Don't forget about the fabled but often discussed "tech debt sprint".