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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Wtf? How did you know?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One day, you will get a message.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

God, shes so fucking baddd

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

a message

Or 6

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Start being more active and posting stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.

That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.

edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Hey mate me too

Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

My girlfriend browses a different instance

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

But I'm still smashing that like button either way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.

What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It keeps coming from new profiles on new instances

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Can't believe there's a whole sub just for Nicole

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No idea. That's why I'm impressed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you know, that they faked it, if you don't know, how they faked it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you receive a message one day that shows it was sent on a prior day, I think the assumption is it was spoofed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Could just be a connection problem.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Later, virgins!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓