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I can't believe it's been less than 24 hours I lasted commented this on US politics, but
Jesus. Fucking. Christ
Amen. God help us do better and forgive us for not.
teenagers would be able to work overnight jobs on school days. They are currently prevented from working earlier than 6:30 am or later than 11 pm per state law.
School perfectly fine place to catch up on sleep. But, what if parents feel sufficiently financially secure to favour education? How will DeSantis change that?
Press gang/truancy squads roaming the streets.
it's amazing as this system can only function with some sort of barbarism underlying.
Tune back in next year when they reconsider if women and non-whites should be allowed to vote.
Hahahaha oh my. This was their plan? Get rid of immigrants to return jobs to American fucking 8 year olds? Fucking lol.
They yearn for the mines!
I once saw a reddit post in which someone asked what the most Libertarian thing anyone can think of is. The best answer I saw was 'An 8 year old coal-miner smoking a crack pipe.'
You don't understand. Only poor 8 year olds would need to work. The normal 8 year olds will be unaffected. /s
Yeah, the right seems fine with their policies hurting other people as long as it doesn't hurt them, so fair point.
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