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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, here I am with a €5 a month,100GB plan, of which I manage to use hardly less than 10% every month.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Seed some torrents for the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I intend to, the moment I get my new system uo and running.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

unlimited for $25 here and it's pretty nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I can get unlimited for €15, I think. But I really don't need it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where I live, you can spend triple that amount for just SMS and Calling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

What app are you using?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

This post literally reminded me I had my WiFi turned off and that I needed to turn it back on, thank you stranger.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Are people not aware that 5G unlimited plans are cheap and plentiful now?

Find a MVNO that works for you and enjoy all the data.

[–] Snowpix 9 points 6 days ago

Not here in Canada. The telecoms have a huge monopoly that they abuse to jack prices up to ridiculous amounts. 5G + Unlimited is well over 100 CAD where I am.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You're joking right?

Those are Vidéotron's prices

And Bell is barely any better.

Canadian telecoms fucking suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

We are. This meme is just 10 years old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's your pick/recommendations? Mint mobile has been nice with excellent coverage by T-Mobile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I’ve read/heard plenty of good things about Mint.

I currently use Visible, which runs on Verizon’s network. I pay annually for the Visible+ plan and it’s been great.

Previously I used Metro which runs on T-Mobile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I like US mobile. Can choose from 3 networks (T-Mobile, Verizon, and AT&T). They also have multi-network, but haven't tried it; Verizon is the only network that has good coverage at my home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Alternatively:

>When you watch porn on your phone, but you notice that you are not connected to Wi-Fi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Prepaid, my phone credit only lasts a month, whether I use it or not. So I'm actually always on wifi, or offline

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (21 children)

For Europeans, who don't understand: In America they have limits on mobile data in single digits of GB.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

No, they just have both options.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago

As a German over 20 I very much understand

[–] otter 24 points 1 week ago

Canada too, our telecom companies are... bad

I got into the habit of downloading anything I wanted to watch / read on the bus. That offline reddit app was nice, and even though I don't need it now I'd probably download a lemmy version of it

I also set up an IFTTT thing back then which would turn off data and turn on wifi based on location

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depending on the contract you sign. Some have unlimited data options, others have only a couple gigs. But back in the early days of mobile data, unlimited options were rare and going beyond your limit meant potentially hundreds more in expenses for the month

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had 400mb a month for years and it was plenty for me (European).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I guess that can work if you're basically just texting. But that's barely enough for 2 youtube videos. I don't think that qualifies as "plenty" for most people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I have 1GB/m and rarely use half of it. I just don't watch YT when I'm outside. And it's plenty for looking at beans on Lemmy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I go through 400mb a DAY

A single song can be half that in lossless hahaha

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

UK here, I pay £5 a month for 3GB. I could pay more for more, but I don't really need it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Honestly I think most people have unlimited nowadays but other plans definitely exist

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here in europe we turn off the wifi intentionally when at home, since 5G is often faster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

In rural UK I have unlimited 4g data and use hotspot for my PC's internet connection. It's about the same as the copper line would be so I don't bother with it.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Laughs in unlimited

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How do people use so much data? I've been on 6 hours and I barely use 10gb

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

6 hours

barely 10GB

what???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Install a couple windows games maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Phones make great hotspots for laptops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ok but then it wasn't accidental

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

It could be if you forgot that you set it up that way.

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