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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The car I want to look at is in Moorabbin, so I am going to go a bit early and visit the ocean first. I haven't done that in years πŸ™‚

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Solid choice!! Should be beautiful this morning! Maybe a coffee and a stroll of the Mordy pier? (Psst, you posted this in yesterday's thread)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I found $50 in a jacket pocket!!!!

I don't even remember when I did it lol

Pizza for dinner hahaha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reverse ADHD tax!

I put money in something many months ago with the intention of forgetting about it and finding it later. I have forgotten where I put it which is a start

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's exactly what it is lol

And yet, the 20 I put away for morning coffees at the new job disappeared magically hahaha

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s 1.5 pizzas in today’s economy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

1.3 sadly :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, I've made a decision on which car to go and look at tomorrow. 🀞

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Good luck hope it’s the one!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So this place is way bigger than I expected. I thought it was a medium sized family owned place but it's part of some massive fucking 8bn group of companies.

Changes the dynamic a bit.

Everyone was nice, CEO took me and 2 others out for lunch which was cool.

It's day 1, so don't really have much of a real opinion.

But so far so good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Sounds like lotsa opportunities to move around the org and gain skills - maybe leadership skills too. Sky is limit here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

"Not obviously bananapants" is a win for week one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Good vibes are a good sign. Lets hope the size is a benefit rather than a hinderance

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Lunch on the first day is a good sign on the culture, making the effort to welcome you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Gather round Thread.. for I have a very important question:

Mushrooms (the eating sort). Do you peel or not?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'm not in the "I have time to peel mushrooms" socio economic bracket lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I put them in as is like a pleb :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't even cut them normally. I just tear them into chunks 🀣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I support this method

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NEVER! Life is too short to peel mushrooms (quote from the Two Fat Ladies who collectively are my spirit animal). Only I think the quote refers to stuffing mushrooms which life is also too short for. The most a mushroom gets from me is a wipe with a damp paper towel, and not always that if they look clean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I miss those ladies! I loved how they used to cook wearing all those rings on their fingers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chop coarsely and then scrape directly into the bin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wrong. Cook in pan after steak and make mushroom gravy

Or beef and mushroom pie

Or zap in microwave topped with cheese

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Good night everyone 😘

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All done, now on the way home. We're both stuffed so Hunger Den dinner is on the cards.

Gonna get mein liebe up tomorrow for his first day of his job! I'm so happy and excited for him!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Congrats!!! I hope everything goes well for him :)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I love the lines the tide makes it in the sand, utterly fascinating!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The car I wanted to look at tomorrow has been sold ☹️

Now I have to look at more to pick out number 2 option to look at instead. Bugger.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

A lot to take in, but so far so good!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Now that's it well past midday: what have been people been fooled by today? I clicked on the mod announcement without a second thought and laughed so hard, but also got tricked by a post about a whale shark in the bay. Every year I look forward to what Virgin Australia will come out with, along with Blizzard's WoW patch notes (I wonder if that's still a thing), though I'm often fooled on April 2nd by the posts that happen overnight.

A couple of years ago I saw a cute video of a car that drove around Denver CO with a coffee cup taped to their roof - that's the kinda IRL prank I like, the ones that don't hurt anyone but just cause a "OH!" sort of moment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Today when I was out n about I was sitting at lights behind a car, in the left lane and I got beeped (more than once) by the dickhead behind me because it wanted to turn left into the main road. I thought it was a joke cos where the fuck am I going? Up this guys clacker so you can attempt to squeeze past in your bucket of shit. I wasn't fooled.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nothing will ever beat Red Symons April Fools Day prank about the spaghetti farms of Italy.
EDIT: sorry that wasn't him - his prank was Drive To Work Day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

My kid has been rather lax about schoolwork and ambivalent about school overall, so I told him that we had decided to transfer him to butler school.

I was very pleased with my prank but he was on to it in about 15 seconds

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The Mod post is the only things I've seen at all. Hoping the otherside of the planet might deliver soon.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Dammit, I'm hungry and I have all this prepped food in the freezer but I forgot to take any of it out to defrost. I have a bag of Jerusalem artichokes but cbf waiting to soak + roast. No other veg and need more than instant noods. Guess it's frozen f&c again. Put a box of of veg bolognese in the fridge to defrost for tomorrow night...

Got over yesterday's oncoming-cold feeling only to be SUPER jangly today. I'm going to try and read a damn book tonight rather than watch dumb shit on yt. I've downloaded Project Hail Mary, been meaning to read it for a while...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cardigan I tried on in store from this season: 57% acrylic, 32% polyester, 8% wool, 3% elastane.

Cardigan I saw on Marketplace potentially from last season: 60% acrylic, 30% nylon, 8% wool, 2% elastane.

Chat says the Marketplace one would be softer but the in store one would be more durable because of the polyester?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There’s no way to know without feeling them. Both synthetic and natural fibers come in different grades, eg fine wool vs coarse wool. Also what is the knit or weave like, it affects the feel and drape. Just go with the one you like the colour and style of, because that’s the one you’ll get the most enjoyment out of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks! The one in store was super soft, but didn't come in the colour I like. The marketplace one was from a previous season and is a colour I do like, so I think I'll go with that one :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

agree

try them on in the store

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eye test complete. Slightly bad distance vision, and moderate astigmatism. Getting glasses!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Here we go. Left pretty early just in case. Give me time to have a decaf before hand.

Pretty tired but will try to nap on the train.

Enjoy your day everyone :)

Edit: I am an hour early lol

Thanks for the kind wishes everyone ❀️

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