I cast 9x19mm parabellum
casts non-magic missile
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I would love to be a part of that campaign, especially if that was the only unusual part.
"Hmm, let me check my inventory...ah, yes, the Stinger missile launcher!"
"Wait, what?"
You could very easily do something like that with HERO System or FUDGE.
Last time I played HERO System our party included both a literal fallen angel and a small walking tank driven by an AI among the player characters.
Or do some kind of Apocalypse World/Dungeon World hybrid.
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beeeeee, beeee bee bee beeeeeeeeeee
FOOMP
Alright, I don't have another one of those, so uh, about that long rest?
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Palworld in a nutshell
I'll have to try it. Any suggestions?
Play with friends. Don't get attached to any of your pals. They're chattel and should be treated as such. Good game.
Me playing Terraria
Is that really a thing in Terraria?
Everything is a thing in Terraria now! It’s insane.
I'll have to revisit it. It's been a few years. What do I need to know?
If you get stuck on a boss the wiki can help. Otherwise have fun. And don't kill the cultist unless you're prepared
I just saw that you can now cast dragons breath in 9mm.
Whoa. I thought that was shells only. That's almost a reversal of the comic. You ran out of bullets and started firing spells from the gun.
Harry Potter and The Enchanted 9mm
"Kablamiatus!"
[Voldemort slumps to the floor]
"Why didn't we try this sooner?"
Good old gunmancy
It's called physics.
Arthur C. Clark would like a word.
Oh, i'm out of bullets.
Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
Indeed, just make sure you know how long the fuse delay is tho
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
What if they put a nuclear reaction to shoot the bullet. Is that how we get star wars guns?
derp intensifies
I'm no nucular signtist, but I'd be a little reluctant to trigger a reaction of that kind anywhere near my hand.
Does that qualify her as a technomage?
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