This reminds me when I was in school and a friend wanted to fart. Everybody in the classroom was talking but he thought they might still hear so he planned to let his book fall on the ground and time the fart with the fall noise. He messed it up, he farted 2 seconds after the noise. Also, the noise was so loud everybody immediately stopped talking.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
491 points (95.4% liked)
Microblog Memes
7435 readers
2985 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
You know this is an old meme, because he was listening to his iPod.
I really didn't catch that lol
Nah old man Blackery is just behind the times
Was anyone able to name that toot?
Daddy shart do do dodo dodo
Datoot - Fartstorm
Is was by P Doody
Aahaaaah thunder.
Assert dominance and say you’re taking requests.
two sentence horror
The song was Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
That's impressive, but I would have done Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
I’m not farting with you I’m farting AT you.
Bubbling be like: