this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

This reminds me when I was in school and a friend wanted to fart. Everybody in the classroom was talking but he thought they might still hear so he planned to let his book fall on the ground and time the fart with the fall noise. He messed it up, he farted 2 seconds after the noise. Also, the noise was so loud everybody immediately stopped talking.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know this is an old meme, because he was listening to his iPod.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I really didn't catch that lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nah old man Blackery is just behind the times

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Was anyone able to name that toot?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Daddy shart do do dodo dodo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Datoot - Fartstorm

[–] blitzen 5 points 1 week ago

Is was by P Doody

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Aahaaaah thunder.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Assert dominance and say you’re taking requests.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

two sentence horror

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The song was Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That's impressive, but I would have done Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I’m not farting with you I’m farting AT you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Bubbling be like:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago