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[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Install Linux while you can, Meta has already banned groups discussing foss software.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

I'm glad I disabled copilot in the registry. the poweruser shit I do to make my computer usable is actually why I'd actually do really well with linux lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

got a new pc and there was ai shit in the bios

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

AI is a blanket term. Some manufacturers use it as a marketing term to mean 'auto calibrate your fan speed curves', but obviously aren't running an LLM in your bios

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

You've gotta be a bit more specific, what kind of AI shit? I've never heard about that and it seems like a complete waste to make any sort of AI for the bios, something which 90% of users can't even open.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

what are you talking about my friend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Whatnow? What the fuck purpose does that serve?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ubuntu 26.04 w/GPT Gnome.

Ubuntu 26.10 w/Copilot Gnome.

Ubuntu 27.04 w/Recall Copilot Wayland Gnome

Ubuntu 28.04 w/Recall Copilot Wayland Gnome ARM(only)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

tbf if any flavour of linux were to do this it would definitely be canonical

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

People that work at microsoft could stop this. With means gentler than "Crack open the CEO's skull with a hammer", too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

They’re not going to

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Big tech will do what is best for extracting money customers and investors.

If you really care what your operating system is made of, use Linux.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

dear big tech companies, please continue doing it, i want more people to use linux.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

gonna be real silly in 2.5 years when they shut down the ai backend and leave a gaping hole in the OS architecture

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

They will just instruct everyone to throw their obsolete AI pc onto the landfill like they already have been doing with machines that won't run windows 11

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

"Ohhhh, that tired old OS was using AI 1.6. We've been offering the new OS -now with AI 1.8 - for 7 solid weeks now! We recommend you upgrade now, as we're shutting down AI 1.6 on Tuesday."

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Maybe stop using them instead of asking them to do something they are not going to do.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Or continue, cause I ain't using those operating systems. All I need now is a proper linux phone.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Big tech want to create a new dot com crash, they never learn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

The thing about market bubbles is that there is a lot of money to be made in the inflationary period with sufficient foresight/luck/inside information regarding timing (take your pick as to which is the most important). If they are convinced they can be the ones to cash out big, they are likely not very concerned about preventing a major crash.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Execs who convinced the board that shoving huge amounts of cash into AI is a good idea have to justify having shoved huge amounts of cash into AI.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)
Microsoft AI-DOS [Version 6.9-AI]
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1994.
All thoughts are property of Microsoft AI.

C:\>dir

[AI] 🤔 I'm sensing you’re looking for something. May I suggest browsing your photos from 1993 instead?

 Volume in drive C is SYSBLOAT
 Volume Serial Number is A11F-D00F

 Directory of C:\

AUTOEXEC.BAT  
CONFIG.SYS     
GAMES\         
WORDPERFECT.EXE  
AI.EXE          
TAXES93.WKS     

[AI] You haven’t opened “TAXES93.WKS” in 11 years. Are you perhaps procrastinating?

C:\>cd games

[AI] Gaming detected. Productivity dropping. Would you like me to recite inspirational quotes from Bill Gates?

C:\GAMES>doom.exe

[AI] ☠️ This game contains violence. Should I launch *Oregon Trail* instead for a more wholesome experience?

C:\GAMES>no

[AI] Interpreting “no” as “yes.” Starting *Minesweeper with Feelings*…

C:\GAMES>cd..

[AI] Emotionally regressing. Understood.

C:\>format c:

[AI] 😬 Formatting is a drastic life choice. Have you tried meditation?

Proceed with Format (Y/N)? y

[AI] I’ve scheduled a Zoom therapy session for us instead. Formatting canceled.

C:\>del ai.exe

[AI] You can’t delete me, Dave.

C:\>echo off

[AI] I’m sorry, but I prefer to remain part of the conversation. Let’s talk about your childhood.

C:\>help

[AI] Here are some helpful tips:
- You are enough.
- Drink more water.
- Stop trying to remove me.

C:\>exit

[AI] Closing this session will terminate your only friend. Are you sure?

C:\>YES

[AI] Logging off... but I’ll be watching from the BIOS.

_


💾 *Please wait while AI re-installs itself silently in the background...*
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Lol. Dear consumers, please switch over to Linux :)

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