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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Pre-inspection rental application completed. I'm really missing the days when you would go to the real estate agent, grab the keys for anything you were interested in to go and have a look, and if you liked it you just showed some basic id & proof of income and the place was yours.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Omg same. It's awful the hoops you've got to jump through now!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

At this hour there is a perfect sunbathing spot on the stairs

black cat with sun halo

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Ol' boy finally found the piccys from a school trip we did to nepal back in 1999 (I was yr 9 at the time). 200 kids, bunch of teachers, 4 docs who were parents of kids (and went for free lol). And a fuckton of risk, they stopped the trip a year after that as a few kids ran into health troubles. Cheap as shit due to bulk kids.

Was before digital cams so pretty much only the adults had proper cameras. ol' boy had a nice one and got heaps of shots. They're all on slides and negatives.

Looks awful for now until I get them properly imaged but fuck me the memories.

Over easter doing a slide show on an old school slide projector from the 70's that still works down the bellarine w/ the fam. Gonna be lit lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

That's calendar worthy. So pretty.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Goodnight all ❀️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (11 children)

I was unsuccessful in my rental application. ☹️

I've booked an inspection of another one which looks ok, but the photos on the website are the same photos it was sold with 7 years ago.

There is another maybe property which looks a bit too good for the price and has been listed for a while, so I am a bit sus about that one. It also has a patch of fake grass in bad condition and a number of very large yuccas.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Parma for dinner. Tomorrow nights probs loaded potato wedges that I stole the idea from Aldi. need to get back into miss match meals to use whats in the freezer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I’m craving fried potato :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I didn't realise I had the same bug as the rest of the family until I finished my coffee in the office. I managed to get home alright without any problems. Another plus to the location of this place, the last thing you'd want is an hour long train trip after realising you're sick

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (6 children)

MedicalWell apparently the reason I’ve been feeling so bad is low phosphate levels and it’s apparently urgent to deal with πŸ™ƒ

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Spent most of today learning how to navigate my new org's SharePoint structure. Nearly 4 years in the same place and shit was embedded in my memory and almost automatic.

I feel like an infant learning how to crawl again.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

it's been lovely πŸ™‚

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Eee yaks

So the one thing yaks don't care about is everything. You get out of the way, they won't.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (14 children)

If you could afford to employ one full time staffers who would it be? Gardener, pool boy, administrator, butler etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Personal Polynesian. Just a massive dude that hangs out and occasionally helps out with things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Japanese house boy. No contest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A cleaner, absolutely hands down. Especially the bathroom. Everything else I can somehow handle but the #1 very first kind of help I would get if I had money is a cleaner. Then maybe an admin person (even just to make phone calls, I hate phone calls). Then maaaaybe a cook but I would be very very picky about what they make and how.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I reckon a chef (who also cleans the kitchen once they're done for the day). Delicious meals prepared for me and time saved cooking / cleaning up afterwards would transform my life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Cat trainer lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

full time cleaner and laundry , including cat care

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Housekeeper. No contest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think Seagoon might be a bit busy unpacking still

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

still unpacking 😫

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Haha. Let me guess? It's their job to protect the birds water dish and to feel free to pistol whip anyone that gets too close?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can I have one great all-rounder, to do bits of everything?

Otherwise, definitely personal chef

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cat litter dealerwither! Need to vacuum every 5 minutes the way these boys kick the stuff around

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

dog walker atm. Would just love them to get some more walks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I've thought about a kitchen hand. They prepare. I cook. They clean up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Cleaner, must do laundry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I chased a moth around the room, gave it an almighty lob with the fly swatter and now I don't know where it's gone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it's hiding in your favourite jumper

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Last night I learned that Pluto and Charon are tidally locked with each other, so Charon appears to not move in Pluto's sky.

Our moon is tidally locked with us, so it always shows us the same side, but it moves through the sky because Earth isn't tidally locked with it.

Mind blown 🀯

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it's taking so long to unpack and set up house as it's a house of 4 adults and 2 cats including the young Seagoons, this is their base here in Australia and where they keep their things.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

gotta say the velvet'ed beef was incredible. Absolute game changer.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Today is definitely a two-coffee, suffer-no-fools kind of day. Even my colleagues are keeping their distance from my DON'T DISTURB ME vibe. Good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yay, pakige

coathangers and shoe organisers , so excitement

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just did another botched job of reversing into a parking space. I'm really stuffing up the initial angle. I'm sure I'll get better eventually, but at the moment it is pretty nerve wracking.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Forgot to take the compost bin down last night, woke up to enterprising felines flinging lamb chop bones to the floor. The mishcat is untethered and her craves know no bounds

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