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[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

When has his doctors not been full of it.

Trump draft dodging

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

she wants trudeau whos available, and single currently.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn't add that.

Source: am doctor

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You mean this guy isn't the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can't even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Trump's outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Trump reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Traitor implies he's changed his allegiance. You just never liked his allegiance but didn't realize.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

This is possibly true. He seemed more left leaning as the mayor of San Francisco, and I didn't realize he was actually a chameleon.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking.

Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.

Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren't really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they're not seeing anybody pointing out that what he's saying is a lie.

Honestly, I'd rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying "falsely states" and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It's a fucking disgrace that they're not only choosing to not do this, but they're settling when he claims that they're factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won't be satisfied until he's in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don't want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say "Trump lied about this today" instead of "the Trump white house thinks...."

I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it's not

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, I misinterpreted your phrasing. "We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they're shocking" sounded like "nobody is shocked by his lies, so there's no point in bothering to report on it." You meant "stop feigning surprise in your reporting of his lies." I fully agree with you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Cheers

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Those are two different measurements.

He's six feet tall.

And he's three inches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as "ol' three inches two minutes".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

And he’s three inches.

On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn't really narrow it down though.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

Ain't no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I'm 6'3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he's actually 6'3 (he isn't) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6'3 frame, but not that much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As someone who has also been 6'3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

he wears the oversized suits, and baggy clothes to hide his robust girth.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

At an absolute minimum he would be listed as "pre-diabetic".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'd fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he's really soft or he wouldn't care. And wouldn't get so reactionary/easily triggered.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Im not saying Trump is 6'3*, he's clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I'm younger than him by a generation. But people don't always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6'1" who swears he's 5'11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5'11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I'd get to 6'. My guess is Trump once was 6'3", has shrunk to just a little over 6', and Newsom is probably closer to 6'4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

My money would be on Trump only ever being 5'11. Obama was 6'1 and Trump was still several inches shorter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah I don't really give a fuck about Trump's height tbh, but you can see by their shadows that Newsom is walking slightly in front and the lens could be affecting our perspectives. Makes the difference seem larger than it is.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Might be 6'3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To quote an old post "there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.

And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

doctors' always measure my weight, but just take my word for height

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Same. I can't recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP however.. both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How much is it in normal units?

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