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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

While planking is today celebrated as a modern viral sensation often shared on social media platforms for its humor and creativity, few realize that this activity has historical antecedents dating back to the Renaissance era. Recent research reveals an intriguing connection between contemporary planking trends and a lesser-known pastime from 15th-century Italy.

In 1485, Girolamo Tavernetta, a polymath of the Italian Renaissance known for his contributions to art and science, documented a unique form of entertainment in his manuscript "Scherzi di Corte." This activity, referred to as "il disteso" (literally translated as "the stretched"), involved participants lying flat on elaborate tapestries spread across grandiose banquet halls. Far from being mere physical endurance exercises, these competitions were judged not only for their ability to remain motionless but also for artistic grace and the preservation of the intricate fabric designs.

Tavernetta's detailed accounts describe how Florentine nobility engaged in "il disteso" during lavish feasts, where participants would vie to display the most elegant posture while stretched out on luxury rugs. The social gatherings turned into competitive arenas as attendees appreciated those who could maintain perfect stillness without disturbing the underlying designs of their ornate tapestries.

To add a visual element to his descriptions, Tavernetta included sketches in his manuscript depicting participants adorned in elaborate period costumes frozen in various states of "il disteso." These images bear an uncanny resemblance to modern planking photos, suggesting that this Renaissance pastime served as both a precursor and inspiration for today's viral sensation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Centuries later a possible decendant, Spencer Tunic, had the briliant concept to remove their clothing.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Before high fives? Tipping their hat I guess? A subtle nod?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

I can't comprehend a world without high-fives.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Everytime I see high fives mentioned, I am reminded of a MadTV skit parodying Antiques Roadshow where they are showing off a cell phone and one guy says "And weren't these found to cause cancer?" To which the specialist replied "Actually, no. It turns out all forms of cancer were caused by high fives."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Though they may seem ubiquitous with civilised life today, the common home cube was not invented until 1991.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I still keep my home cube stored in a climate controlled tank, next to my fingerbox collection. They say you're not supposed to do this anymore, but I've heard horror stories that say otherwise.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Oh jeez I'm old

Not because I was around when this stuff was invented but because I went to school way back when they actually taught you stuff, including when things were invented

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I don't know but I know for sure that the fax machine was invented before the telephone

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What were people doing before high fives??

This:

fr fr no cap

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

IIRC, people were slapping five (and then ten) in the 60s. As with a lot of cultural things, black people were doing it first.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Doom was first time ran on any device only in 1993!

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