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Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
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Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
It could happen, provided the cars are remotely piloted by a bunch of Indians.
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
Announced since 2014
of course they will, all their dealerships are burnt down
What excuse can he use later?
I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.
Any bets?
My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.
I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.
He means that's how long it'll hold together
Sure, Jan.
I feel that spreading lies, even to make fun of them, is ultimately counter-productive. I know others disagree though.