this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's called the interwebs I think

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Fuck it, I'll take all the "riz", "no cap", "frfr" bullshit over ANY of the other slang of the last thirty years or so. At least it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Cool," still cool after 90 years.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Skibidi Toilet is just Madness Combat with toilets and TVs instead of blood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone under 25 should be killed. I hear you.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Based Ohio. That's what happened.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

the hell? skibidi toilet ain't rizz?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Look man, if Grants book didn't have awesome dino illustrations, I'm calling this kids bluff. Even I had a dino book at that age (bit older than this...kid...man? This movies old) I still only looked at the pictures

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