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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 days ago

"If your mother doesn't teach you manners, the world will." My friend from Kenya told me it's an old proverb where he's from.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 6 days ago

My neighbors daughter had one of those water guns. I told her if she shoots at me, I'll get the hose and retaliate. She grinned, shot at me, and ran away laughing.

I talked to her dad, he nodded, and when she came back for more mischief, she got wet.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 days ago (19 children)

My head hurts from reading that. Comma and periods, people. Comma and periods.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (6 children)

This is what big comma and periods want you to believe. Don't be a fool!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If my kid did that, I'd let you splash them again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Seriously my first thought if I saw this all occurring and my kid came complaining to me about it is I'd just say "well this is how the cat feels"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Truly cannot conceive of any other appropriate response. My kid's an asshole sometimes, better he get gentle lessons now.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If it was funny to do it to the Cat.... It was hilarious doing it to the kid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Can confirm.

I have a robot that clears snow on my driveway (it’s a diy build,). One winter, we were having problems with a couple teenage boys chucking snowballs at cars.

Their dads conspired to teach them a lesson.

They recruited me and S5-SY (the robot, pronounced “Sassy”,).

So they played some mind games to get the kids to think it was their idea to record themselves-live- chucking snowballs at the “defenseless” robot.

In the video, the robot turned to face them, drove itself into the snow bank and turned on its sweeper to give them the worst white wash of their lives.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, you can't just say "I built a robot that clears snow", like it's no big deal! Do you have more details? Also, please link the video of it blizzarding the teens!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (7 children)

If my neighbor did ANYTHING to my pets, they'd be lucky to only get sprayed with water.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (28 children)

Like, I agree with the tit for tat. But don't let your cat outside.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I’ll take things that never happened for 200$

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Yes, no 10 year-old ever threw water at a cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I like to imagine she had the basin of water handy in that moment.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (13 children)

That the risk you take with an outdoor cat. It's not even like water is harmful to it.

I used to have an outdoor cat and if that happened I would have shrugged it off and expected him not to go there again.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's the risk you take with an outdoor brat. It's not even like water is harmful to it.

I used to have an outdoor brat and if that happened I would have shrugged it off and expected him not to go there again.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

Both takes are 100% correct

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

"Nobody got hurt, just LET ASSHOLE BE ASSHOLES! MUH FREEDUMS!"

Nah, I'm a firm believer in 'Fuck around and Find out'

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (11 children)

We've a lot of cats coming through the garden. I wouldn't mind if not for my dog, who does and goes insane when she spots a cat. So I've been thinking about getting a super soaker to chase them away. I think that's pretty harmless, and perhaps they learn to skip our garden after a while... What do you lot think?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think they taunt you by shitting in your flowerbeds while you're not looking.

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