Some people clean their ass standing up. Some people clean their ass sitting down. And both groups don't know the other exists.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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Hilarious question to ask at dinner parties with the right kind of crowd. It's incredible watching people find out that their spouse stands.
Also, standers: represent!
And some apparently don't clean their ass at all
and then there's the filthy-rich who may have a designated 'butt washer' on the payroll.
You spelled butt licker wrong.
So that's where that kink comes from...
Or people that spent $20 for a bidet
The third group does both.
Good advice, I'm always standing at the urinal when I forget and shit myself 💩
I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy about me
I'm just takin a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why's everybody always staring at me?
Been there done that. Nowadays I always wipe if I don't quite remember if I pooped or not
Normally I do even if I know I didn't poop.
But for some inexplicable reason that day I decided to skip a step
The downside of sitting down is having to stretch to get your balls under those noisy damned dryers after... I need to get a little life preserver for the guys so they don't get hypothermia while I'm busy.