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MAGA fans are rejoicing on social media in favor of President Donald Trump's plan to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

Breitbart News reported that Trump would sign the order Monday evening because "President Trump believes that English is a non-negotiable safety requirement for professional drivers." Last month, Trump designated English as "the official language of the United States."

"This is such a big deal! So grateful for this, the roads will be much safer. Like many, I have seen many accidents or near accidents from unqualified drivers," posted @coffeegirlvegas.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Executive orders are not laws. He can direct how the law in enforced, but he can't just unilaterally define new laws

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep seeing comments from people pretending that the way it is meant to be is the way it is. Trump has said the law is what he says. There is no effective defense against him declaring laws if there is no enforcement. He has defied judges orders and will continue to do so. The EOs are laws because they are being followed and nobody is stopping them.

Saying he can’t do that comes across like a right wing talking point. Trying to convince people that he can’t do what he is clearly doing, so those who are opposed will just sit around thinking the natural order will take care of it.

And it’s working. Sure there have been some protests. But no where the amount needed to make a change. Trump is now a dictator, and far too many Americans are ok with it, directly and passively.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Actually there have been some massive protests against all this BS Trump has done. The media is just complicit and basically none of these protests have been covered in any mainstream outlets. The protests ARE there but if you are not driving by them on the way to work you probably do not even know about them. Thanks MSM~!@

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[–] Mongostein 21 points 2 days ago

That’ll help the shortage of drivers for sure 🙄

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (10 children)

So the party of small government is going to administer english tests to truck drivers? maybe create some kind of language registry with proficiency levels? sounds kinda woke

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Running the entire economy via a central planning committee is exactly the sort of right-wing free market the GOP voters wanted. I guess? Up is down. The past is alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I guess he's not wrong

However this is useless as you need to speak English to get a commercial license

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perfect, he gets to make a big fuss for the racists, but doesn't actually have to change anything. That way there's less risk of breaking anything, and he's probably looking for a win right now.

It's a bit like decreeing that all English week day names must henceforth end in the letter 'y'. It's low risk, makes certain people think you're busy taking action, and leaves everyone else wondering what you're up to with this, taking some of the heat off of other issues.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, those unqualified drivers that are being hired as professional truck drivers. It's their lack of English skills that are the problem.

How was their totally legitimate and law abiding employer supposed to know about their lack of ability or driving licence? They are the real victims here, being forced to hire them and all.

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[–] ininewcrow 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The same people who said they would remove big government that tries to control everything and everyone

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[–] hellfire103 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

US economy crashing again in 3...2...1...

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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe 7 points 2 days ago

So if you happen to have a thicc Indian accent you need a second guy with you to translate English to English. Gotcha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So cops pulling people over for a Language check?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I keep on thinking of the mad tv skit with the woman who says she can't understand people with accents.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Saying that quiet part out loud again. The obvious ingredient is racism

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