Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You shouldn't

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't, I'll fuck you over if it benefits me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Because my name and face are on the side of a milk carton from 1988.

Please help me escape this milk carton!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Why should I trust you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Have you seen this face? This is a trustworthy face. It's so trustworthy, you don't even need to see it to trust it!

See? Now you know, and now you trust me! It's like magic!

[–] phanto 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because, statistically, most people can be trusted. The number comes in around 85%. Sally, the other 15% really ruin things for everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't get me fucking started on Sally.

[–] phanto 2 points 1 day ago

And don't get ME started on autocorrect!