There are dedicated banking hours for a reason. It's so they have time to feed the money tree the crushed bones of children.
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And blood. Don't forget the children's blood, which is important to make the watermarks and colors really pop.
Y'all forget to use the whole child? Tears and sweat are free salt that's just thrown away.
Shhh you cant give away the secret that the money trea runs on the bones of children under 7, then we might either get cancled or people will want their own money tree, and I am not sure what is worse
It should display the time too, because people might not know. And every business on the avenue will have a sign showing the same information. What a weird fad in hindsight.
I loved how when I was a kid, the clocks weren't in sync. They were up to 5 minutes off between them.
I hated that as a kid.
Also, my local pool has 3 clocks. The spinny cross one, actual time with seconds, and another one that counts down from 60 minutes, but it’s 5 mins off from the actual time with seconds, and the + spinny clock is also off between the two of them. Drives me insane.
In Denmark we had a service called "Miss Time" (Frøken Klokken) where you could dial 155 and get the time. You could just about get the current time in a phone booth without needing to pay, which I used pretty regularly during my paper route. The service ran between 1939 and 2021, but one can still experience it digitally here which is pretty cool: https://froekenklokken.enigma.dk/
Phone companies used to employ somebody to sit and answer those calls!
And they probably made enough to support a family of 4 with a house.
F for the now-unemployed time callers 😞
We had a similar service, you could dial POPCORN and get the time.
How dare you call an analog clock a "spinny cross one."
Nah but it’s the special pool one. There’s four second-arms 15 seconds apart and colour coded, and then a single minute hand with no indication of the hour.
There was a time when the Internet didn't exist and not everyone wore a wristwatch.
Having time on every other corner was useful for your bus stop.
Yes, but that was like a quarter century ago
You either drove by a bank or called the time and temp number.
And with how frequently car stereos were broken lol
The boomers love knowing about the weather
And yet they hate knowing about the climate
Are you a former bank employee that was fired?
Temperature on the side of any building is such a flex
Never see that in the UK because we just need to always assume it'll rain and maybe go a little over room temperature if we're lucky
Except that one week a year where the immense cost of adding AC to our Victorian houses becomes worryingly appealing
You guys have clock towers with tiny clocks on the top instead.
Well how else will we know when it's time for breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper or midnight snack time?
I've seen it a few times in the UK, there's an ex CPC building in Preston that shows the temperature.
I'm in the UK and my local pharmacy has one! It's fun to guess what it will be as I'm going past.
My country has largely shut down physical bank locations and has gone all in on online banking.
I guess the one silver lining is that they are always open.
In my country they close at 16:00 yay...
Woah 10.5 hours later than ours, now that's convenient!
A thermometer, in direct sunlight all day.