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Trump announces a new King's decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.
Alcatraz was a ridiculously expensive prison. That is why it closed down. Meanwhile as a museum it is actually generating millions of dollars every year in revenue.
The good thing about this is that everyone who saw the rock movie knows the timing for the boiler room doors so they can easily escape
He doesn't want it rebuilt or modernized in any way. The more medieval the better. A spot to dump undesirables and forget them.
Unrelated but his stupid ass grin pmo so fucking much. Like Nigel Farage's but worse.
This man has no brain. There's a deranged parrot in there...
watches a movie about the most famous prison escape ever
thinks it would be good to open said prison
which is not based on real events but dumnald is so stupid he cannot tell the difference
More ways to increase suffering
There's just no way he watches PBS documentaries
There's just no way he watches PBS ~~documentaries~~
Ftfy
It's a Clint Eastwood movie, not a documentary.
Not a documentary.
Aww, how cute, he wants to choose the prison he will rot in while awaiting his execution.
Good lord, no, keep him far away from California!
If him being in California is torture to him, I say do it.
PBS should air Star Trek 24/7 then. The TNG/DS9/VOY preferably.
pbs should air all the presidents men 24/7
😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...
"Which one is Kim?"
The one the fancy jewelry guys are worshipping?
trump would probably claim the wormhole as the 51st state and claim he's friends with the jem'hadar
He watches PBS?
Consider how stupid Donald Trump is, then consider how stupid one would have to be to vote for him, then consider that those people are all around you, all the time.
Don't do that. Consider how intelligent and belligerent all humans you interacted with are. Consider the few rotten eggs. Consider that they are lost and need guidance. Stop being an asshole if you don't want to be subjected to asshole. The golden rule and karma are concepts that arise naturally as an objective truth that we collectively don't understand yet can easily observe in personal trials everywhere
Alzheimers in full bloom.
Spiced up with malignant narcissism.
He better not be watching PBS. Not only did he not donate, like viewers like me, he is cutting their federal funding!
So... You take a prison which:
And you get:
Yes. Brilliant idea, truly a Trump deal in all its glory, as we get to see how the casino-bankrupter's mind works. Hopefully by the time the prison is ready Trump and his cronies get to be the first "tenants". And whoever comes next declares the prison closed again and leaves them rotting there.
Nobody in the trump regime is ever going to prison because you wont elect me president..I, the only candidate who would actually guillotine traitors, imprison their cucks, and take all the wealth from criminally active billionaires and their labbyists, and cap wealth accumulation.
At this point you're gonna have to do that first, and then I'll elect you after, because we can't trust any words spoken on the campaign trail by anyone anymore.
At the very least, you cant elect anyone who is wealthy.