this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I now need to know if in space with explosive diarrhea this can happen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Assumptions:

  • Avg human weight: 62kg
  • Poop to be pooped: 300g (based on avg bowl mvmnt of 128g)
  • Velocity of poop: 11kmh (based on fart velocity)

The answer is no, you would have to take a shit about 20 times the normal dump to move at about 5kmh.

Sadly, this art is not based in phisical reality.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Same artist? Sadly I don't know their name.

[–] bathroomconnoisseur 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Yes. This is Josh Mecouch, AKA Pants Pants

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

This one is my spirit animal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh nice. Thanks for that. Had to dig deep to find that picture I posted. I'll look at more of their stuff.

[–] bathroomconnoisseur 2 points 9 hours ago

I'd highly recommend it. His work is so fun!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago

This art has no careful forms.

No clean lines.

No shading.

And yet,

It is beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

It feels like if Shel Silverstein went just a biiit further.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Whoa I've never read this!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Where the toilet paper ends

A bidet in the attic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Imagine walking in someone’s place and having this blown up and framed on a wall with its own light.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

This is the quality of content that I have come to expect. kudos to you and keep it up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

only the fart part

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

The serene look on that person’s face is inspiring. “Yes, I do this all the time, and you should, too.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Ezekiel 23:20

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That’s why my toilet has a seatbelt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

That face carries an emotion I am unable to comprehend

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

This is probably what Monet wanted to paint but he chickened out at the last minute every time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Now this, this is a shitpost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

i think this is from an actual book?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

This needs to keep going. Where's the next panel?!