Per my last email im sorry you're stupid and can't read. You really excel in failing
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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One of my favorites:
The quote is from Bewitched of all places, and it's lived rent-free in my head for decades. I just threw it onto an online card generator.
I read that as abdominal at first. Very different. And shit, Im only assuming I know what abdominal means. Having to do with the abdomen?
I'm sorry that being aware of what you did made you upset.
Edit: Dammit i gotta edit out the how i apologize part before i send it as an apology. Thanks internet
How I apologize:
"I'm sorry you feel hurt by what I said."
In essence, I apologize for their feelings, but not for what I said.
Speedrunning the divorce here.
Dear Sue Ellen: I'm sorry I upset you, I didn't mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I've been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you're just over-reacting? I don't understand why you're so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.
— Arthur
When you cross that threshold and stop desiring dickheads affirmation it feels like life can begin.
Most of these people play on not being confronted on their behavior. Be a fucking roadblock to cunts. Watch their worlds implode.
Look your ass is huge. That don't mean it ugly.
You're an asshole. I'm not sorry for saying that.