Live your truth, OP, but statistically and demographically speaking, this may be the least relatable shitpost on lemmy, like, ever.
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I actually have stuff that's even less relatable up my sleeve
Post them.
Like using Reddit?
I've been ip banned on reddit for years
Based
But we've all witnessed this
And if you party long enough, you will inevitably become "that guy" at some point.
Yupppp.
Just because I'm an intolerable sober dover, I would just like to point out to anyone who sees themselves in this meme and doesn't like it: you get to pick your rock bottom the day you stop using. From that day onward, your worst moment will always be behind you.
Okay, back to the memes. :)
this may be the least relatable shitpost on lemmy
because you're all a bunch of pansy losers that can't party.
fuck yeah, OP. NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!!
Lemmings don't drink, party, have friends, boot and rally?
I don't, but I thought you guys might
Oh yeah? What are the demographics of Lemmy?
Are we not all middle aged nerds who partied like eight times in our 20s and these days now have a couple of IPAs at our combined LUG/D&D meetings? 🤣
spiderman meme
Kinda, but I still drink too heavily and partied hard throughout college and grad school. I mean, if you don't develop a new substance dependency or 2 over of the course of earning of a degree, does it even count?
I don't think people here party hard and listen to Bathory
Like I've probably spilled more than you guys have drank in your life
Speak for yourself...
Go drunk OP, you’re home.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Sign_of_the_Black_Mark
This is from Bathory's third album artwork, if only it was from the previous album, it's called "The Return......"
Oh really I thought this was that shaman guy who broke into the white house
WOMAN OF DARK DESIRES!!!
That is the sequel to this work. Gotta give them space to develop the character here.
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Five star post, best I have seen in a long time.
GREETINGS