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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

We need to be able to express 0 and 1 as integers so that functionality is just being overloaded to express another concept.

Wait until the person who made this meme finds out about how many bits are being wasted on modern CPU architectures. 7 is the minimum possible wasted bits but it would be 31 on every modern computer (even 64b machines since they default to 32b ints).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear about alignment

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wait till you realise the size of SSD sectors

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

3GPP has an interesting way of serialising bools on the wire with ASN.1

NULL OPTIONAL

meaning only the type would be stored if true, otherwise it won't be set at all

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I swore I read that mysql dbs will store multiple bools in a row as bit maps in one byte. I can't prove it though

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Wait till you here about every ascii letter. . .

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This guy never coded in KEIL C on an 8051 architecture. They actually use bit addressable RAM for booleans. And if you set the compiler to pass function parameters in registers, it uses the carry flag for the first bit or bool type parameter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This reminds me that I actually once made a class to store bools packed in uint8 array to save bytes.

Had forgotten that. I think i have to update the list of top 10 dumbest things i ever did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

pragma(pack) {

int a:1, b:1, ... h:1;

}

IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Redundancy is nice in the event of bitflip errors

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

7 Shades of Truth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

...or you can be coding assembler - it's all just bits to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pl/1 did it right:

Dcl 1 mybools, 3 bool1 bit(1) unaligned, 3 bool2 bit(1) unaligned, … 3 bool8 bit(1) unaligned;

All eight bools are in the same byte.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I mean is it really a waste? What's minimum amount of bits most CPUs read in one cycle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

In terms of memory usage it's a waste. But in terms of performance you're absolutely correct. It's generally far more efficient to check is a word is 0 than to check if a single bit is zero.

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