birds shit was a good luck charm, he dodged a bullet.
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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I feel like there were somehow some serious gaps in between
mention it to her
and
end of conversation
Well it's anon so, probably something like
>I have more than I need, would you like some?
Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.
Maybe she is British and when he wrote a bird shat on him she assumed it was a scat thing and dipped.
Getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. Because of bird, OP was able to navigate around a pothole in life.
Bird did OP a favor.
he doesn't even go for the walk with the girl. mfer gets shat on by himself and mentions it to her, the absolute buffoon.
See cute girl? See profile implying it’s actually being managed by a cute girl.
Anons image choice game is strong though.
She's probably just not looking for a relationship, and decided to dip out once she realized that OP was.
Imagine you're walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn't happen. That would be way more awkward right?
They weren't walking together, he was walking without her, a bird shat on him and he messaged her about it.
ah right I guess I misinterpreted