this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually this. Most permanent marker comes off with alcohol. If you ever accidentally write on a whiteboard with permanent marker, just wipe it with rubbing alcohol, let it sit for a few seconds, and then wipe it again and it comes off essentially like dry erase.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you write on a whiteboard with permanent marker just color over it with the eraseable and then erase it

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

probably because those are also alcohol based

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are you more likely to have at a whiteboard? A bottle of rubbing alcohol or dry erase markers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of the cleaning solutions used for dry erase boards are alcohol based, FWIW.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

hand sanitiser probably works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Also great and valid advice.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It doesn't seems like rubbing helps

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, now my dick is drunk and it burns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Heh "rubbing" alcohol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

You can use alcohol, just be careful if it has open wounds.

[–] ryan213 17 points 1 week ago

Yup, it was for my fusili pasta....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit, what else did you steal from the Whitehouse?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Way too big for that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off

[–] Mongostein 6 points 1 week ago

This fucks up your dry erase markers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Willing to bet someone did it as a prank.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

As a straight male I was like huh, bet they don't have to worry about accidently gagging someone. Then I thought, hmm I bet I could do that without it gagging me, then I said... Hm, maybe I should question if I shouldve jumped straight to saying straight male.

It's like they always say when you give birthday blowjobs, it isn't gay if it's their birthday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is it though? Just kidding of course I know it is. You measure ass to tip right? Right.

https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

uh.. bhuh...uh... You... You don't? You don't measure by Ass to tip... Like..?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ignorance is bliss, when living butt to tip.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fun prank: Do this around the 7 foot mark of the tape measure, then sell it at a thrift store.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Magic eraser (melamine foam)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Write over it with a dry erase marker and erase it. Voila.

Also you got a small peepee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Would invalidate the point of it being a permanent marker, wouldn't it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago