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GODS FORBID A GIRL BEHOLD (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Kowowow 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"IGNORE ME!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I can appreciate a Venture Bros reference.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Huh, I thought it was a reference to Hunter :The Parenting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

that's a neat idea

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

dangit i was going to make the same pun. well done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

There's Beauty in it's eyes! Let's extract it!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind running into them if that's all they did.

But they're also super narcissistic, and constantly talk shit about what they're beholding.

"Pfft, you wash your hair like that? I wouldn't do that."

"You don't even have hair!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think a don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Beholder is a type of monster that's basically just a giant eye.

To behold means to observe.

The joke here is that the monstrous female Beholder only wants to 'behold', but the adventurer doesn't really dig the idea of her perving on him while he washes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh. I see. I thought the washing had something to do with her being a beholder.