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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

As amusing as these are, I have to assume that a lot of the time these things aren't direct predictions of the future, but instead a visual metaphor for what it might look like.

The big funnel full of books ("books go in") and hand crank ("work is done") are such that any regular joe of the time can look at it and see "ah yes, this is machine that eats up books and zaps them into your head!"

If someone had to make a serious prediction at what such a future machine might look like, I doubt it would have looked so haphazard as that, with books funnelled in like coal.

For all I know, this illustration isn't serious at all, and could be nothing more than political satire - on the danger of technology in education - and massively exaggerated just as our current political satire is. The things of the true value (the books) are chewed up like worthless fodder for the machine, while the students sit bored, all the interest of learning taken away, as they can no longer learn for themselves. Meanwhile the "teacher" sits there all pompous, getting paid for apparently doing almost nothing!

There's a lot of reasons this illustration could be the way that it is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Wha-
What happens to the books after they go into the machine?
Are they reusable?
Do they have to be printed anew?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Skyrim spell book rules

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

You know how we all have micro plastic in our brains?

I am afraid I have to inform you that the books are not reusable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

Guess the kid turning the churn don't get to learn shit today

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

On the flip side, there are many ancillary conventions that we keep to this day because we don't examine them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

QWERTY. We have had better layouts since…before the invention of computers lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"Lol, they thought students would still be learning in group settings in rows of desks, like some kind of assembly line, rather than uploading at home"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

So..audiobooks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This is exactly how I remember primary schools in France in the 2000's

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I see someone else also interpreted L'an 2000 as such :)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Or you can interpret the image: Students get brainwashed via headphone propaganda while real books are shredded.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

Or they're using active noise cancelling headphones to prevent the children from hearing the destruction of the books, which naturally they would want to prevent. They just couldn't imagine that noise cancelling headphones could be wireless.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

My favourite part in that picture is that seemingly one of the students has to miss out on that knowledge since they need to operate the crank.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

His parents are behind on tuition

[–] [email protected] 63 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If they put a motor on the knowledge machine, that kid will be out of a job and his family has to move back to the country to tend the fields.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Bold of you to assume they aren't outsourcing the farm jobs to big machinery producers(John Deere) or prison forced labor.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 hours ago

Must be a public school

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

It's a LLM which eats books to learn. Quite precise

[–] [email protected] 33 points 14 hours ago

"10 hours straight. He's a machine... and my arms are tired from the crank"

"I know Kung-fu"

"You better, that was our last copy of Kung Fu Elements, by Shou-Yu Liang"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago

That's the whole problem with education today - lazy teachers want a motorized crank!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

Misguided future interpretation aside, I'm very fond of the user's icon of Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating O'Brien from Muppet Treasure Island.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

Oh this is great. Google has a treasure trove of these kind of pictures.