When you walk out onto a freshly frozen lake
"Hey, you're standing on thin ice, pal!"
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I got confused between Jacuzzi and Yakuza. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
the jets started, and everyone sounded like a crooner just showed up
phew, that was capillotracted
In a twist of fate, "J'acuzzi!" is what French people yell when yeeting themselves into a jacuzzi.