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Rule 34 rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.

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[–] ImplyingImplications 186 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-

Amy Wong

We shouldn't judge others so harshly...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'd have an orgy with her any time.

[–] [email protected] 145 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

|>11 Maggie Simpson

This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can't be real.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I went ahead and blurred that out of the image

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Elon Musk is #26 and Tracer is #27. So there are definitely some edgelords fucking around and messing with the stats.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I doubt you don't know that not only this is very real, but it's not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No I don't know and I didn't want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't there an episode where Maggie is grown up? Or am I thinking of Lisa?

I choose to believe it's the adult version

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hope you don't find out who #11 is. (I DDG'd it and wish I hadn't.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Was thinking "surely it can't be worse than Lisa Simpson". I was wrong. I was so incredibly wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 days ago (11 children)

The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (24 children)

Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn't land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of "underage" fictional characters is also fine and shouldn't be illegal.

Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.

  • Csam harms children -> should be illegal and punished
  • fictional drawings don't harm anyone bevause no actual people involved -> should be legal
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not talking about legal judgement (I practically never do) and I'm not even talking bout legit PDF files.

It's just disgusting that rule 34 of literal children scores this high.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But saying PDF files is funny

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't discrace the good name of my friend, Portable Document Format

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Adobe did that a long time ago.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (13 children)

Out of 11 we have:

Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Louise Belcher

And maybe Hayley Smith and Meg Griffin? Or are they 18?

Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, like a thirdish.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

If it makes you feel any better, from a quick scan through some of the images the vast majority of them at least seem depict the characters as older and grown up.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lisa Simpson? Louise Belcher? Aren't they little kids?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn't surprise me.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds

Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway

[–] [email protected] 75 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Okay, I can't speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it's very simple:

  1. see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
  2. neuron activation
  3. you are now horny

There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Wait, you don't imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody's car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I'm there studying mosses and it's so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it'll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it's special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it's the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?

(I'm uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Er, that's not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

What you need to worry about is the fact she's 8 years old.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1

Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Wow, an anime character couldn’t even crack the top 10.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

Isn’t it obvious?

Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.

Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What else do these all have in common?

They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm happy to say I've never fapped to any of those, too cringe

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Same.

I mean has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a gay man.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ned Flanders: ominous music

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Stupid sexy Flanders!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

How does Lisa and Meg beat out Lois Hayley and Amy. Wft is that shit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.

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