But what about Brian
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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Welease Bwian!
Bob is the only true Messiah and I will cruelly murder anyone who says otherwise!
Hell, Bob didn't even marry a 6 year old. That's a plus for Bobism.
Tell that to Leland Palmer ¬_¬
Is the Bobiverse a JOKE to you???
Oh my, I haven't thought about that series in many years!
the church of subgenius worships Bob, but there is no evidence he ever existed as a man or otherwise (except the fact that he has worshippers)
Bob is also the only religious figure who guarantees to save your soul or triple your money back on proof of damnation.
Change his name to Donald and it becomes a lot more questionable to say.
Or "the King"
Even easier.
It's already more questionable, as RFK Jr. is promoting anti-vaxxing...
I was about to make the same joke, but then I realized his followers are a cult, so religion again
His name was Robert Paulson
bobert
If Bob is an aristocrat, a big politician or an enterpreneur, people get killed in the name of Bob.
B.O.B.
B.O.B did something
To be fair, its not Jesus or Muhammed, but the massive ministries that propped them up as icons for rallying power.
And classical history features plenty of other divine images and massacres in their name.
Humans are suckers for it, especially in hard times and mass precarity. And that's the problem we have to fix if we want to be a serious contender civilization.
People might not assign Bobs magical properties, but they do just fine in getting people killed.
Robert E Lee - Confederate general
Sir Robert Peel - 'Father' of modern policing
Robert Mugabe - Former revolutionary and president of Zimbabwe
Baron Robert Clive - helped set up East India Trading Co
Various Kings and would-be Kings Robert - found all over Europe, can't even guess how many literally died 'in the name of' these Bobs
Etc.
Those are FALSE BOBS! I follow only the one true Bob, and he's chill AF.
Duno, BOB in Overwatch 2 has killed me several times. Bob is a menace.
I would send this to people, but the "We Fucking Love Atheism" watermark would make me seem cringy as fuck, so I will not.
Hehe, yeah I had the same dilemma before posting. I found the image in an old folder from my "blunder years", but it was too good to not share anyway.
Clearly has never read the bobiverse.
Unfortunately several people have been killed by Bob's followers.
I think there's even a Netflix documentary about them.
Bob is actually a name of a Bai Hai Prophet I think ...
Wait until you hear what RFK Jr. is doing...