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[–] [email protected] 185 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Literally psyops instead of helping. The people who did this are the characters you see getting shot in the movies and don't feel bad about it.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

This will drive them insane, but it will not deter them.

Soon, the city will be dealing with a bunch of unfortunate folks who are not only poor, but also enraged.

There you go, berserked homeless people!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

I love the idea of deterring them as if they have a choice and are just very persistent in exploring their passion, being homeless.....

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

“Ok, we hear you, but how can we add the irresistible craving to eat human flesh into the mix?” - the business owners, probably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Evey street dweller will shout the lyrics to Baby Shark in every passerby's ears!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

And then they call the swat team to clear their camps and accidentally concuss and paralyze a few of them

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

"Are you going to help them? Use the money to help anyone, or maybe take this moment to highlight people in need?"

"The fuck? No, I'm going to make their lives worse for having the audacity to be poor and seeking shelter. How dare they ruin my view with their homelessness."

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

Did they pay for the rights to play the song publicly?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So were they deterred? Did this help them find a home?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

"We just need to show them that homelessness isn't as comfortable as they think!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about getting everyone who's upset that they have to see homeless people and blinding them with hot pokers? That should work it out and we wouldn't need to pay royalties.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are kinder than I would be

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Like Jesus, in fact.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

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But I know the phenomenon. They also do this for shopping promenades to deter musicians etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

What little shits

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