this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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Shitty/Trashy Tattoos

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why's their neck look like that

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

it's the shadow, it makes it look like it's bulging.

[–] Darkassassin07 19 points 4 days ago

It almost looks like he had a tumor tattooed...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

...the shadow from what? There's no shadow under the chin, so light isn't just from above. We see a bright highlight/glare down the left side of the tattooed area. To the left of the bottom of what appears to be a bulge it's slightly shaded, then the bulge gets bright again, then shadow to the right. It sure looks like it's actually bulging to me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

The shadow from the bigass bulge on his neck obviously

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's sitting on a couch. The shadow from the lamp on the end table next to the couch, which would be below his shoulder. That is why the front part of his neck is shadowed, because he's leaning away from the camera to give it a good view of his neck, meaning he's leaning away from the light source.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm having a hard time seeing what you're seeing. Even the curve of the shadow at the bottom makes it look bulged.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The part below is the shoulder, not the chest. And I guess the neck is also a bit swollen because of the shitty tattoo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I agree, its either massively blown up / inflamed from being recently tattooed... or this dude has a goiter?

I don't know, but this dude's neck is not anatomically normal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Man. I could have used that excuse 30 years ago during my presentation in English class.

[–] Ulrich_the_Old 8 points 3 days ago

The bulge is very dick like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

He's... Happy to see you?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Even if you somehow manage to read ot correctly it would have to be "I am who I amu" (or "amt") 🤦‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

What an awful design, poorly executed. I like how it's designed to interact with letters in the first two words but not the third. And it doesn't like like it's straight at all, although I'm sure where it's tattooed has something to do with that. I often think this sub is too judgey but this is truly awful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If i wathen't then why would i sthay I am't?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Sounds like he's trying to justify bad behavior

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago