this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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Sappho and her Friend

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Eh, I’ve lived with my best friend/roommate for 5 years and still haven’t boinked, even after getting stuck in the dryer a couple times. Not all roommates are partners.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Getting stuck in the dryer only lead to sex with your step brother. It doesn't work on roommates

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Not with that additude

Against the Grain by Bad religion starts playing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

According to some... uh... documentaries I've seen it can also be a cousin, step parent/child, or repair man.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How do you get stuck in a dryer and how did it get repeated?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes you're trying to reach that last sock and you just kind of get your head and shoulders wedged in there with your genitals fully exposed. This is a normal thing that happens to people all the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Or your head is stuck inside a force field of the drier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

It's not gay when you're saying "Ken, more" It's just making sure you get the maintenance request right.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago

Kimberley is a lesbian

Cool it man, they’ve got a good scheme worked out, at least wait till she gets that free dinner.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

People are really that dense huh.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I feel like the laugh-crying emojis might imply some knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Not everyone is oblivious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know, the background didn't really register with me until I saw your post. That completely changes the vibe of the post.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It does however add credence to the argument that everyone actually is oblivious

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depends how hard they are trying not to see it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Makes sense, denial is a powerful thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The mother might just be an archaeologist.