Lisa Simpson
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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MegaMind.
Lex Luthor.
Sure, he wants to kill Superman, that's not the best political stance, but other than that he'll basically just focus on fixing everything else that slows society down in order to have a society that's better at killing Superman.
Plus it's not like he's successful at killing Superman. So really it's a win-win.
I don't know, isn't he some ultraliberal technobroligarch that would experiment on the poor under the guise of affordable healthcare ?
So no difference from current situation we are in.
That is what I was getting at
Elon Musk is Temu Lex Luthor.
Hobbes
Daria
She would hate that so much
The American people need her
Professor X. He's already responsible with even more power, and this way people would choose to listen to him.
Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales version). Dude knows how to manage people and balance a budget. Sure he might occasionally get obsessed with some treasure in the middle east but that's no different than most presidents.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
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Dr.Doom. He's got experience and a pretty good track record all things considered.
@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
NausicaΓ€ of the Valley of the Wind
E: Always forget the diacritical marks
Jessica Rabbit.
All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
Oh I can see it now. βI voted for you! Why wonβt you return my DMs?!β
Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.
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Just for the comedy that might ensue from how horrible of a president he'd be, my vote is Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth with Buttlertron as his VP.
Either that, or if possible, as a slightly more serious answer, why not have someone like an actual scientist like Professor Professor from The Secret Show with Name Changed Daily as the VP ( or vice versa )? They already run a not-so-secret spy organization, so why not?
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh waitβ¦
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx π
Satsuki Kiryuin, fuck it she might get our shit together.
Bugs Bunny.
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